I read these today and decide to share them with you. Enjoy!
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow,” what would happen?
If hamburgers are made of beef, what would you call a burger made of ham?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
Why does "dyslexia" have to be so hard to spell?
And why does "lisp" have to have an "s" in it?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, what does their partner do?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, where did the phrase "Quit while you're ahead" come from?
Why doesn't Superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If chocolate comes from a cocoa bean...is it a vegetable?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, put money in binoculars and look at things on the ground?
Which way does a compass point in outer space?
If the plural of “tooth” is “teeth,” why isn't the plural of “booth” “beeth”?
Why is it that it’s good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?
Why is "Charlie" short for "Charles" if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
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